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A joke I heard this morning that made me chuckle
Daughter: "Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad."
Dad: "It's OK Honey, I love you".
Daughter 2: "I'm a lesbian too, Dad"
Dad: "Jesus Christ! None of my kids like boys?"
Son: "I do."
(Showed to me by one of my friends who is gay. Gave me a good chuckle.) Thanks for the chance!