Time for a USA Made Blade giveaway!

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Official Entry Post!!!

Thanks for the GAW!!!

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My Benchmade Bone Collector shown in the middle. I am on vacation without my only BM so I copied the picture from one of my threads. I will add an old old joke just to make sure I am in.

A 3-legged dog walks into the saloon and says "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw"
 
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Thanks for doing this Whitty, super generous!
Don't own any Benchmade knives, so my most beatup knife will have to do.

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Sodbuster I got as a kid, painted when I was a kid (30 years ago)... still carry every now and then.
I did restore it a bit recently to bring back the love I had for this knife as a kid:

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Hope polishing it up doesn't disqualify me :D
Goodluck everyone.
 
Official entry. Would like to own a Benchmark product.

A mushroom walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The batman says "Sorry, we do not serve mushrooms." The mushroom says to the barman, "I am not a mushroom. " I am a FUNGI."
 
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Thanks for the giveaway, Whitty!

This is my bench knife, made on my bench. Probably my most used and abused:


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At least mine looks like it's used, half of these posters don't even have a scratch on the blade.
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A joke I heard this morning that made me chuckle

Daughter: "Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad."

Dad: "It's OK Honey, I love you".

Daughter 2: "I'm a lesbian too, Dad"

Dad: "Jesus Christ! None of my kids like boys?"

Son: "I do."


(Showed to me by one of my friends who is gay. Gave me a good chuckle.) Thanks for the chance!
 
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Official entry post. Don't have any Benchmades right now...sure would love a nice one like the 915! Here's my beater...
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What's better than having a girl with long legs wrapped around you?

A girl with short legs trying!

Thanks for the opportunity
 
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My family's missing a Triage.:D

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Thanks for the chance Whitty and becoming a dealer of my favorite brand!!!
 
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As a person of Norwegian ancestry, I hope I will be forgiven for this bad pun.

An American tourist stopped at a sporting goods store in Oslo. He inquired about purchasing a sturdy sheath knife to use on planned outdoor activities during his visit to Norway. The helpful store clerk told him "Go to Helle". :D:rolleyes:
 
Here's one of my favs...thanks for the chance! My official entry post...:thumbup:

 
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