Ridiculous purchase you just had to have

The Ukiyo-e of Utamaro 2024 calendar, Todan Co., Ltd.

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This is a commercial calendar. For a very reasonable fee, Todan will fill the blank space at the bottom of each page with the name, logo, address and business hours of your gift store, restaurant, sushi bar, or what have you. I'm guessing it was designed for Japanese-American businesses and that's why the days of the week are in English and the holidays in Japanese. Todan prints paper fans, a summer business, and in the 1950s they got into calendars to have a winter business.

When I became Utamaro-conscious, I bought these calendars at J. Toguri Mercantile Co. in Chicago. They ordered them every year, a dozen if they could get that many, and like all Japanese calendars they sold out fast. They were cheap, I remember paying $6 one year, but that was a long time ago. When Iva Toguri D'aquino died in 2006, Toguri Mercantile stopped importing calendars and her family closed the business two years later. Since then I've gone farther afield every year and I've paid more for each calendar. Todan has a U.S. subsidiary for its calendar business but for some weird reason they don't export this one. So this year I ordered from a Japanese export dealer on eBay for $60. That's a lot of money for a calendar but I don't want to quit now.

Ukiyo-e means "Pictures of The Floating World." Japanese call the Floating World what we call the Sporting Life. In 1613, the Tokugawa shogunate established a tenderloin district Yoshiwara just outside Edo (now Tokyo) on the road to the old capital Kyoto. It was like Southwark, just outside medieval and renaissance London, a place for all the dirty but necessary business kept outside the city proper by the powers that be: travelers' inns with their stinking stables, taverns, theaters, and brothels. Ne'er-do-well artist Kitagawa Utamaro (1753?—1806) lived in Yoshiwara, a low rent district, and many of his models were friends and neighbors who worked there, some of whom we know by name thanks to his art.

There are two movies about Utamaro. Utamaro and His Five Women (1946) was produced and directed by Kenji Mizoguchi, and like most of Mizoguchi's work it is a masterpiece and a film classic. Utamaro, Painter of Women (1960) is total schlock and soft-core porn. The screen play is low-end soap opera and the production was a vehicle for Daiei Film Company's stars and starlets to display the body parts they considered most attractive. Luckily for me, this junk film was my introduction to the great artist.

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Those body parts were right where I was coming from at age 13, and they awakened a lifelong interest in the fine arts and the Ukiyo-e of Utamaro.
 
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I'd say (over the last 2-3 years)the Super charger for my 4runner, my thermal optics, my hybrid 46m suppressor, and a red stag hunt in new zealand (plus the shoulder mount being done now).
 
Ridiculous or just flat out STUPID purchase ?

I fell for this tool. Tool?

It looked interesting. It came in a plain little white box in a bubble envelope with NO paperwork, instructions or explanation.
After playing around with it for a while and pinching the hell out of my finger, it now resides in my junk drawer. I hope no one else on here purchased one. It is a very gimmicky piece of titanium with interesting features, but nothing I will use.

Enjoy the photos.

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My brother caught a deal on a dozen SKS's and regretted it when the ATF knocked on his door asking about his need for such.:)


I have a friend who ran into the same issue years ago. Back when WalMart decided to stop selling AR's, they put them on clearance for great prices. He was at the right place at the right time and picked up seven of them for around $350-$400 each. The Sheriff's department came a knocking. Luckily he had worked for the same Sheriff's department years prior.
 
I went and did it again.

Gentlemen, this thing shows up today. The most ridiculous pepper mill on the planet. A Mannkitchen, "Pepper Cannon". It's supposed to be the end all of grinding peppercorns. The absolute best you can buy with a price that'll make you sick to your stomach.

But I wanted it.




This thing has seemed to inspire people to get one.
 
It's from the upcoming ridiculous"Civil War" movie coming out.

And they're as dark as tail light lenses. You can't really wear them inside the house. They're that dark.

Wearing them outside. Everything is grey with a red tone. Driving the car. Tail lights look pink. Turn signals are crazy colors.

Tablet screen is blood red.

Absolute no blue shades of any kind. Basically makes everything look apocalypse. Red, grey. Brighter yellows.
 
36”, all medium gray aluminum, Black Diamond, ice ax with black rubber stretch -on covers for the bottom pointed tip and top adz. Very strong & lightweighIt. It sits in a round display rack with the rest of my cane & walking stick collection. I’ve never used it. But, I love it and so does almost everyone else who looks thru my display. I bought it on a close out , mail order sale, for about $100, many years ago
 
Had to have a truck but not this crazy of one

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Nice looking truck.

My crazy truck purchase was in 1994, in 1993 I went into a dealer and ordered a fully loaded Dodge Ram Turbo Diesel. At the time it was the most expensive truck on the road. $25k! Lol. I just realized that was 30 years ago! Were does time go?

I still have it.

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